"Well, turns out I'm a great spirit guide!"

Origin
Alex is talking to himself.

How to use

 * For use right after "Yes, do that!" whether you're making sense or not, just to be funny. Hence, the funny rate is 5.2 instead of 5.
 * You could also use this quote by itself to make you sound like a better person, also, to be funny and sound SELFISH, with a capital S, E, L, F, I, S, and H.